Natural Laws

Is it called fortune, or is it called misfortune? What the heck, let’s just call it Laws. Laws, aren’t they the best way to blame someone else?
 
1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.
 
2. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly [...]

Poop ain’t bad eh?

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there miserably in the pile of cow dung, it began to [...]

The Initiatum

In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.
Ahh, my first blog! Like it or not, I really don’t give a damn.